NP_Fortune displays a random quote, similar to the “fortune” program. It requires a text file with one quote per line. Upon each request, the text file is being read and a random line is chosen for output. Due to disk caches, the performance impact should not be too big. High-traffic sites with several requests/second most likely shouldn't use this one, though.
Download at http://www.tillgerken.de Current version at: http://www.tillgerken.de/files/nucleus/NP_Fortune.0.1.tar.gz
Will there be any problems having 70-300 regular visitors? -ea
[!] The direct link is not functioning, but you can get the code at slavepath.net
Forum thread: http://forum.nucleuscms.org/viewtopic.php?t=2473